'Into the Blue' Takes Dive
Brooke Heald, staff writer
“Into
the Blue” is about a group of divers that find a sunken shipwreck and a
crashed airplane at the bottom of the
Caribbean.
Soaking up the sun in the
Bahamas,
fortune hunters Jared (Paul Walker) and Sam (Jessica Alba) are living in the
poor parts of this magical island, with dreams of a better life. When
Jared’s reckless lawyer friend (Scott Caan) and his prolonged
one-night-stand (Ashley Scott) come down for a visit, a routine diving
expedition reveals a long lost ship wreck, along with a crashed airplane
overflowing with cocaine.
With
dollar signs in their eyes to get the equipment they need for bringing up
the discovered shipwreck, the foursome start excavating the airplane. But
when the lure of easy money associated with drug dealing proves too
complicated, trouble starts to come out from behind every corner,
threatening their find and the treasures that lie within.
Paul
Walker has starred in “The Fast and the Furious” and “Joy Ride”, and Jessica
Alba has bee seen recently in “Fantastic Four” and “Sin City.” They make the
movie flow much better because they are decent actors and fit together
nicely. But I’m not saying that the casting was great. This film isn’t one
of their greatest performances, but I’m not condemning it, either.
John
Stockwell, who directed and produced “Blue Crush” and “Crazy/Beautiful,”
also directed this film. In it’s opening weekend, “Into the Blue” came in
fifth at the box office, which isn’t too much of a surprise due to the movie
ratings. It does have good actors, who must have lowered their standards,
and a good plot. I think that’s the only thing that saved it from
plummeting “into the blue.” Stockwell doesn’t do himself any favors with
casting the young, ditzy actors. They were obviously hired for their
bodies, not the abilities to play their roles.
Josh
Brolin (Bates) also shows up periodically, and you can tell he took the job
for the semi-vacation. One almost feels bad for Stockwell, forced to deal
with mediocre actors. Then along comes a shot that is pointed right up
Scott’s hindquarters while she sunbathes, and the realization that, yes,
this excuse for a theatre movie solely rests on Stockwell’s shoulders. It
would have been much better off just hitting Blockbuster (hint, hint).
If
there is one positive thing, it would have to be that in every scene
Stockwell makes sure there is skin and sexuality wherever you turn your
head. Sure, watching the camera glide softly, capturing the beauty of young
bodies in his earlier films was disturbing enough. But “Into the Blue”
marks the first time he has stopped dead in his tracks to do it. His camera
gets stuck in the crotches of his female leads, and it seems he begged his
male actors to perform every scene shirtless. I mean come on, it was nice
for a little bit, but I have to say, it becomes perverted.
This
movie was a fairly good film, but it wasn’t that good. Take my word on
this, do not waste your money or your time on seeing it in a theatre. Wait
until it comes out to rent, unless you want to pay $7 to see a bunch of
partially dressed bimbos and a little excitement. This movie is full of
action and suspense, but it did have some things it could’ve done without.
It was a disappointment when it came to what I was expecting. I give it two
stars at the most.